Stasera prima del mio appuntamento andrò a scopare con il mio patrigno, così mi lascerà uscire e divertirmi un po'.

I know I failed every class on my report card, but do you really have to ground me stepdad? I have a date tonight :( Maybe if I squeeze you in before my boyfriend you can let me go out this once? Thanks stepdaddy! Love you :)